Stop me if you’ve heard this before: “Our game has more words than the Lord of the Rings and the Bible put together! It’s a billion, kajillion hours long! You can’t finish it! No one can finish it!”

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: “Our game has more words than the Lord of the Rings and the Bible put together! It’s a billion, kajillion hours long! You can’t finish it! No one can finish it!”